This was in Rec.Humor.Funny newsgroup today, and thought it to good not to share. It is rare you can pick on two groups so equaly with one joke:

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>>From: rsherman@JJG.com (Sherman, Richard)
>>Subject: Subject: Microsoft Hires Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf se new Spokesm
(Redmond, Washington)
In the latest press conference regarding the security issues surronunding, newly-hired Micorsoft spokesman Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, reiterated that all security issues have been satisfactorily met in a webcast last Thursday:
"Windows XP is a blessing upon the face of the world. The Linux infidels lie like dogs in a Persian bathhouse when they boldfacedly tell you that Windows XP (R) has security holes. The holes are in their dead, rotting corpses. Windows XP has no faults as befits this blessing from the hands of the most high. I know because I tell the truth"